Vacation on Usedom? You’ve Got to Be Kidding, Honey!

“Vacation on Usedom? You’ve Got to Be Kidding, Honey!” is the highly entertaining story of an unexpected vacation revolution. After an exhausting luxury cruise and upon the doctor’s advice, Sandra suggests a relaxing holiday on Usedom to her husband Thomas, initially causing dismay.

For the lover of all-inclusive resorts and infinity pools, the idea of a German Baltic Sea vacation is about as appealing as a root canal without anesthesia.
What follows is a humorous journey from the initial “Where the hell is the hinterland?” to the ultimate “The Baltic Sea has more character than any pool in the world!”

Sandra recounts, with a sharp pen and a loving twinkle in her eye, how her initially skeptical husband transforms from a reluctant companion into an enthusiastic Usedom ambassador, documenting sunsets over the backwater with the same passion he once applied to spa treatments.

In 27 amusing chapters, we accompany the couple from their first uncertain steps in the Baltic sand to complete Usedom enlightenment, including improved health values that even prompt their family doctor to reconsider his own vacation plans.
The book is a humorous guide for anyone who wants to escape the luxury vacation hamster wheel, a gentle manual for slowing down, and a declaration of love to the underestimated gems right on our doorstep.

Packed with practical tips, tongue-in-cheek comparisons between the Caribbean and the Baltic Sea, and a generous portion of self-irony, this book is the perfect companion for anyone secretly contemplating swapping their next long-haul trip for a local alternative. Or simply wants to laugh heartily about the surprising transformation that the right kind of vacation can bring about.

A must-read for those seeking deceleration, health-conscious individuals, and anyone who wants to know why sometimes less is more and paradise is often closer than you think. Guaranteed to evoke wanderlust, spontaneous fits of laughter, and the revolutionary realization that you don’t need palm trees for true relaxation!

This book is available on amazon as paperback and ebook.